{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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